bombhills-notcountries:


I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

(Source: j5h)


2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference


fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one


I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

(Source: shotakingamu)


egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: faypunk)


jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment


chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.


jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay


therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars


basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me


slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: callmeoutbro)


adreaminwallsina:

why not

oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done