Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
I just want to be happy.
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any.
If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any.
If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one.
If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.
If you don’t like something, don’t do it.
But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.
Unless it’s murder, don’t do that
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
laugh or show any emotion while sick once and parents will think you’re well enough to go to school
April 1st is on a Tuesday. You guys.