My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you


my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day


sleep is for the people without internet access




ppl who dont like vampire weekend : what r u afraid of??? joy????? sweaters???????

Annoying overrated songs

ur url makes sense now


what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad


this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”


one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home




'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open


D.A.R.E. was full of shit. No one ever pressured me to do drugs. They just pressured me to sit like a lady and be hetero.


its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

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  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not